sinsbox

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I cutesy-talk with my cats. I'm a 21-year old male. I am worried my friends will find out.

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fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am a duality in that I am the master wingman and the master cockblocker. You give me a call and I'll fuck the fat one, but I swear to god if you piss me off you won't get laid that night. I am the MASTER cockblocker. In fact, one of my friends was cockblocked by me so bad that he made me a shirt for my birthday that read "master cockblocker" A specific story i can recall is one of subtlety. My roommate was being a dick to me that day, bitching about utilities and how i sit on the couch too much. He was going out and I knew he would bring a girl back. So I replaced his bedsheets with power ranger sheets, pillow covers and a comforter with the red ranger on it. Then I bought a bunch of action figures from the thrift store and put them on the floor and replaced his DK CDs in his stereo with Hannah Montana, and to top it all off, I bought him a Scooby Doo nightlight. Cost me about 50 bucks but in the end it was worth it to see that girl walking out of the apartment laughing. I am the master cockblocker -Jeremy "Pegina Lover" D.

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fuck you